Rumours are spreading that a group of headless chickens are spearheading an attempt to take over Suffolk's ailing library system:
"We cannot make a worst job of this than the IPS: the Increasingly Perilous Service is failing book lovers. We want the service to remain "INCOOP" instead of in the Co-operative. We are appalled that a FOX has been chosen to manage this service when history has shown so often that this is a) unwise and b) the main cause of headlessness in chickens.
We have consulted with chickens that do have heads and there is 100% support for our INCOOP proposals; this is not about feathering our own nests; we are willing to contribute towards the perch-asing of new books and promise not to crow if INCOOP proves successful.
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